Original and slightly used comedy and satire with some not necessarily funny, but with some timely truths sprinkled in.
SatiRick
Satire uses humor, irony, or exaggeration to expose and criticize people’s stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues. Some are funny. Some are truthful. Some are just silly. I do it mostly for my own amusement. To lampoon means to criticize by satire and comedy.
Laughter is the best medicine to cure your pain and is the best exercise recommended by doctors in today’s haphazard lives of everyone.
I can’t help if most of today’s events are great comedy routines
Harvard fires Gay.
Media darling wins the Sports Illustrated Sportsperson of the Year becoming the first coach ever to win the award with a 4-8 record, a 1-8 last place finish in the Pac-12, and having lost his last 6 games. Only in America!
Dolly Partin died today at the age of 77. Funeral services will be held at Nashville Recycling.
Gavin Newsome at debate.
Zelenskyy and friend play the Ukraine National Anthem with their “Johnsons.” The United States bought the piano.
GOP establishment-chair Ronna Romney McDaniel says the fact that she is Senator Mitt Romney’s niece has nothing to do with her getting the position and her ineptness has nothing to do with his ineptness. She said if she ran the campaign for the Mitt-ster against Obama in 2012, he would have lost any way. She is pictured with a look of love for Vivek Ramaswamy.
Zelenskyy jokes about not having free elections unless the U.S. pays for it. He also joked that they can’t hold an election because they lost 500+ thousand voters in the needless war. (His joke, not mine)
“We can’t participate in endless wars in the 21st century with politicians from the 20th century. We need people like Clinton, Bush, Obama, Cheney and me.”
Nikki has recently been diagnosed with VDR – Vivek Derangement Syndrome.
Nikki Haley says her position on the Board for defense contractor Boeing will not affect whether or not she will continue the never ending wars if she elected president. Her new forehead tatoo says otherwise.
Vivek unleashes हिन्दू balls in his opening statement at the Republican Debate III.
Nikki Haley calls Vivek a four-letter word on TicToc. She called him “scum” which is Neoconese for “you got me there.”
53% of Ohio voters approved a constitutional amendment that guarantees the right to abortion and other forms of reproductive health care.
Margaret Sanger would be smiling if she was not in hell.
They also voted to legalize recreational marijuana.
George Carlin would be smiling if he was not in hell.
The ecstasy of abortion. Why are these people smiling and cheering?
Fried is fried.
Here’s an excerpt about John Grisham’s new novel, Electing a Democrat Governor the Birthplace of the Mississippi Blues: How Voting Left is Right and Voting Right is Wrong.
“Every four years for a long time, Renee and I have been back here in Jackson raising money trying to get the Governor’s Mansion back,” John Grisham told more than 100 people gathered for a Presley fundraiser he hosted at Iron Horse Grill in downtown Jackson. “And every four years, we lose. But this is different. It is so different this year. There’s a great candidate, a great stump speech, a great story, a great family, and great ideas.”
The cackling face of Artificial Intelligence (AI), literally and figuratively. What a perfect role for her as VP.
Last of the coaching dinosaurs. Not sure if he was a Christian, but he did say the name of God quite a bit. They will bury him upside down in honor of his many critics.
Scorecard for the Mississippi “Guber”natorial Debate by these two gubers. Presley- D, Reeves- R, but people will vote D or R anyway.
MITT ROMNEY: “If we’re going to have a piece of legislation that becomes law, it’s going to include support for Ukraine and as well as Israel. It’s not acceptable to abandon Ukraine.” After all the 500,000 (one half MILLION) Ukrainian boys that have been killed so far is the best money the United States has ever spent. He needs to pray to Joseph Smith for forgiveness.
“I would love nothing more than for the IDF to put the heads of the top 100 Hamas leaders on stakes and line them up on the Israel-Gaza border as a sign that October 7, 2023 will never happen again,” Vivek Ramaswamy said Saturday in remarks to the Republican Jewish Coalition.
Nikki Haley: “I wish I had said that.” I suggest they both pick up a weapon and stand a post. One is a neocon. One is stupid. Okay, both are stupid and one is a neocon.
Lindsey Graham volunteers to ride bareback on the first nuclear bomb headed for Iran just like Daenerys Targaryen on her dragon. Roger Wicker is on deck. Mitch McConnell in the hole.
Instead of calling on the United States to bomb Iran and start WWIII, he should bomb the building where those responsible for the never ending wars are employed… the U.S. Capitol Building in Washington, D.C.
The clown on the left playing the piano with his “Johnson” is Ukraine president Volodymyr Zelenskyy, a former comedian, who along with the United States government is responsible for the slaughter of 500,000 plus Ukraine young men (soldiers) in that needless war. That’s 1,000,000 killed just on their side. None of the politicians participated in the carnage.
Demon possessed Hecat – (Greek) goddess of underworld, email destruction, war crimes, not first woman president of the U.S. and sorcery; wife of Bill. Queen of Witches in eartly life and for eternity.
Tons of hot body. literally and figuratively.
Transtifa, saying there will consequences for not calling him by the proper pronoun.
Fats Domino “transitioning.” No offense to Fats. He was wasn’t “that” fat.
These three demons will be members of the Hell Economic Forum soon, where the climate will never change… for eternity.
Hanoa Jane said that climate change was caused by racism. She really said that.
When asked about his chance to be elected president, Christie said, “Fat chance.”
When Kamala asked the reporter “Do you think I should run for president?” The reporter said, “Don’t.”
In case you were wondering, it’s written all over her face. 🙂
The Pedo-in-Chief
Which one got the facelift and/or nose job? 🙂
Pence quits and gets a standing ovation for doing so and his wife won’t even kiss him.
Las Vegas oddsmakers say the chances of Pete Rose going to hell when he dies are 100% greater than his chances of ever being inducted into the MLB Hall of Fame.
Poor guy. ‘Chapo’ Guzman’s has PTSD from ‘psychological torture’ in prison, wife claims. Wait until he gets to hell.
Bush throws out first pitch at the World Series in Arlington on War Criminal Appreciation Night. He bounced it.
The Mississippi Governors race. Two loons, one on the left and one on the right. Who wins? We all lose.
Which one is the transwoman? A) The one on the left. B) The one on the right. C) The one with the testicles.
Hunter Biden sues IRS, claims whistleblower agents ‘targeted and sought to embarrass’ him… like he needed any help embarrassing himself.
U.S. Senator Ted Cruz headed for a vote in his Fetterman attire.
The new dress code in the U.S. Senate. Clowns all.
Elderly retired man dies while wearing a face mask. Cause of death: The mask.
Liar, liar pantsuit on fire!
The Twitter poster boy for Trump Derangement Syndrome.
Anderson Cooper says he would not have Trump on his show and that he would not date him if he was the last man on earth. 🙂
Blumenthal (left) has been to Ukraine four more times than he went to Vietnam. He loves war now.
Volodymyr Zelenskyy files a restraining order to keep Lindsey Graham, the U.S. Senator from Ukraine, from traveling to Ukraine again. Graham has bromance with Zelenskyy and tried to make him dance with him in the photo above.
The Lindsey Graham Official Trip Scoreboard: Trips to Ukraine – 4. Trips to Maui – 0. Trips to South Carolina – 0.
The frozen brains of today’s politicians.
The CDC rules that face masks are not effective except when covering most of Nancy Pelosi’s face. She still has a mask mandate.
Time to retire Mitch. Elder abuse in the U.S. Senate Nursing Home.
The 3 Stooges of the U.S. Senate join the Ukraine Army.
Entrepreneurial spirit. Florida couple built drive-thru window at mobile home to sell drugs. I think these two are consuming some of their inventory. The real stupid part is when people actually drive through to buy drugs.
General Betraeus
The “toilet” paper of record.
Presstitutes for the ruling class pimps.
Vivek speaks the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth… except THE truth that will set you free. Hmmm.
McDonalds is trying a new procedure to improve customer service. When a customer says, “Thank you,” the employee responds with “You’re welcome.” Novel idea. The next plan is to get customers to say “Thank you” because of good customer service.
Awaiting indictments for these American hating Hollywood Squares because as the Demo(n)s have said, “No one is above the law.” Add Bennie Thompson, Adam Schiff and Liz Cheney and many more to the list. Build a prison fence around the Capitol building.
Fauci predicted the future in 2017 as if he was Carnac the Magnificent: “Trump will “no doubt” face infectious disease outbreak during presidency.” How could he have known???
As Ted Cruz runs for re-election in Texas, Texans must remember that he called January 6th “a violent terrorist attack on the Capitol, where we saw the men and women of law enforcement demonstrate incredible courage.”
A political prosecution, a first amendment violation, felony election interference and a travesty of justice much like those of a third world country. The silence from the establishment Republicans is deafening and speaks volumes. He can’t get a fair trial.
Secretary of Transportation Pete Buttigieg has contracted with SpaceX to travel to his favorite planet…. Uranus.
There are only two sides to choose from and eternity is a long, long time to be wrong.
Our fight is not against people on earth. We are fighting against the rulers and authorities and the powers of this world’s darkness. We are fighting against the spiritual powers of evil in the heavenly places. Ephesians 6:12 (ERV)
Foolishness from 2021. Looks like plastic surgery gone bad. Fool me once…..
The IRS hired 87,000 new armed agents to hunt down tax cheats. Last week one was fatally shot during a training session. 86,999. New agent trainee Alec Baldwin was arrested and charged with yet another “accidental” shooting.
Nancy Pelosi has so much plastic in her body she will not be buried, but recycled.
New names for Mississippi Today: Mississippi 65 Years Ago. Mississippi Burning. Mississippi Left. Mississippi Liberal Ledger. Mississippi History. Mississippi Time Machine.
Caitlin may swing it like a girl, but still a “ballsy” competitor. Loves Trump. Wants to his first lady.
The only “lady” Trump didn’t make a move on. Handshake instead of a kiss.
Lefty loon Grand Jury foreperson Emily Loony enjoying her 15 minutes of fame while committing a 3rd world political persecution of a presidential candidate. Where are all the Republican AGs?
Bye, bye Bobby.
Carnac the Magnificent is the clerk in Fulton County who actually predicted and leaked the indictment on the government site before the grand jury actually voted on it.
Gaga’s latest hit: “I Pray That We Can Keep Killing Babies”
Our government using the “science” to fight Covid.
He should be calling out the DOJ for trying to criminalize free speech. In his own words, “He should never be president.”
USA humbled by Sweden, again, for epic World Cup failure. Karma-is-a.
Adam Schiff has plans to marry 90 year old Dianne Feinstein so he can inherit her Senate seat.
Look into Kerry’s eyes. What’s going on in there? Is it time for retirement or an insane asylum?
Bronnie James, 19 years old, suffered a cardiac arrest on the basketball court. He was fully vaccinated with multiple boosters, for no apparent reason based on data of Covid death risks for his age group. Red flag?
Live your own reality. The new religion for people who have no religion.
McConnell’s staff announces that Mitch went silent for 32 seconds because of a teleprompter malfunction. Not one of his minions called for medical help. He is now the minority leader of the Gerontology Party.
Former Governor Phil Bryant channels his inner Ralph Kramden in a response to the press when asked about his role in the embezzlement of welfare funds along with his bureaucratic friends: “Hamana, hamana, hamana, hamana.” Google translate: “Guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty.”
Senator Roger Wicker will ride in on the first nuclear bomb into Russia just like Daenerys Targaryen on her dragon. Lindsey Graham will on the second one. Be careful what you call for Senators.
Delbert’s first ad after his primary win: “I am not a Conservative.”
Garth immediately records “Try That in a Small Town.”
Trump is indicted for arson in Rand Paul’s senate office fire. White House Secret Service agents who destroyed Hunter’s cocaine by fire were seen in the area.
Who is calling the shots in the place of the current stumbling, bumbling, Godless president? Obomber, the Drone King. This term he is serving at as a white guy. He was the First Claiming to be Black President (very white mom, very black dad) in 2008. Must be white to live in Martha’s Vineyard.
This is a finger. More specifically it is an index finger. It’s an index finger on my left hand. Most people have two index fingers. A Kamala Word Salad. The audience then gave her the finger.
Two Rino hot dogs. Mitt Chestnut on the left by the black guy laughing at him. Paul Rino is also on the left. Both were on the Republican ticket in 2012 when they forfeited to Obama.
JFK’s grandson endorses Biden and bashes RFK, Jr. and his campaign. Even the “Kennedys” hate the Kennedys. Looks like he might smoke a little weed.
Debbie Wasserman Schultz; constipated, single, Democrat and in need of a shampoo.
Hunter Biden’s lawyer destroying incriminating evidence. He also filed an ethics complaint against Margorie Taylor Greene for showing real pics of Hunter during a hearing. Lawyer/Ethics. That is an oxymoron. He is an oxymoron.
If elected he promises to be the fattest president since William Howard Taft. A promise a politician will follow-through on. Kinky.
From the Satanic Temple in Salem, Massachusetts. I can only think of two things to say to the guy in the photo: 1) Go to hell. 2) Eternity is hell of a long time to be wrong.
Fox is matching employee donations to the Satanic Temple of their choice. Fox is literally going to hell.
I’m Vice President today because of an education that encouraged me “to reach my own conclusions and exercise critical thought and because I slept with Willie Brown.” Obviously she was absent the day they had Oral Communication Class.
Refer this guy for investigation and your office will be destroyed by fire the next day.
This is where it all began. When you push God out, Satan fills the gaps
Walt Disney World: “The Most LGBTQEST Place on Earth.” It used to be the Happiest Place on Earth. Now it’s the gayest.
The new Disney. Mickey is now Minnie and Minnie is now Mickey. CEO Bob Igar is Goofy.
This comedian is sending his entire young male population to their deaths in a war they can’t win. Meanwhile the U.S. sends more money to rebuild his dam that he bombed with our bombs.
Biden will pardon Trump if Trump will pardon him. Game on!
There is not much difference between Fetterman and all the other Senatorial clowns.
You could literally build a prison fence around every federal building in Washington D.C. and still not lock up all the elected and appointed criminals. The fence around the Capitol building was to keep the criminals in, not the citizens out.
Manson follower and murderer released from prison at age 73. Next stop: Hell.
Liz Cheney should resign as U.S. Assistant for Health because she is mentally ill.
Karine Jean-Pinocchio
Sleepy Joe having trouble being woke or praying for Israel.
Satan Super Soldier Lia Thomas
Aborted Black Lives Matter
FBI arrests Trump for bringing Hunter’s cocaine into the White House.
Joey OBiden, the puppet president.
The symbol of Baal on Wall Street.
These two clowns look good in orange.
This new meter is required to be attached to the podium when politicians and talking heads speak.
The Biden/Schiff Meter, known as the BS Meter is a must for every public event. It is run by artificial intelligence (AI). No, not by Kamala Harris. She is just the face for AI.
It will also work for Obama, Hillary, Nancy, Garland, Trump, Fauci, Newsome, Jean-Pierre, Hannity, Hunter, blue state DAs, grand juries, CNN, RINOS, Congress…. okay, all of them.
It replaces the BS Alarm which got annoying because it was so loud and always going off.
The next version will be called the Pavlov/Howard Stern Electric Shock Jock. The results will shocking.
Finally, the truth, the whole truth, the real truth and nothing but the truth. It will be a game changer. Washington DC and the mainstream media will never be the same.
Biden dresses inappropriately for Fetterman press conference in Philadelphia.
When trying to lose weight it’s best to weigh yourself on the scales box instead of the actual scales. It’s mental, not physical.
I’m joining the Against-em-all-ian Party for this election. Motto: “We’re the party you choose when you can’t make a choice because they give you no choices?”
O.J. had the “Dream Team.” We get the “Nightmare” Team.
Inappropriate to fly any flag other than the American flag at this house. Misguided principles. The American flags unites “we the people.” Cause flags divide.
Lizzo calls for ‘clean air’ at New York show amid Canadian wildfires and then accidentally lets out a big fart.
Garth Brooks publicly calls his “friends in low places” (who made him wealthy) assholes. He cancelled his remaining Las Vegas shows because those “assholes” wouldn’t buy any tickets. Karmaisa.
Sorry, all of the infrastructure fund money has gone to Ukraine. One thing we can compliment Mitch McConnell for. (Philadelphia 6-11-23)
Aren’t you glad this clown wasn’t appointed “for life” in his current job.
Chris Christie announced that he’s running for president, again. He said he’s the only one who can beat Trump, that he is the biggest conservative in the race and the largest conservative in the race.
He’s a professional runner. Never gonna get elected, but just running for a living. It’s a profession in 21st century America. He should take up real running.
The worst president and vice president in American history and there was a long list of worsts to choose from.
President Ron Burgundy. Somebody write it and he will read it.
Now we know. Deaths were caused by infections from using the ventilators. Masks caused the long Covid.
He was just making fun of Mitch McConnell. Sandbags don’t trip people. People trip over sandbags.
Initial changes by the new VP of Diversity, Equality and Inclusion: No more white meat chicken and vanilla ice cream. The pride flag will replace the American flag. A shoe shine chair will be placed in each location. The cow is to be replaced by the Chick fil a Unicorn.
June is Godless Pride Month. A classic show of low self-esteem and the need for approval for what they have become; “a cry for help.” Remember, pride cometh before the fall. The fall is coming. Tell them that the God of the Universe loves them.
Target’s target.
She will be the only one not wearing diapers in that family. His stunt man in the actual father.
Chris Christie will not be running for president. He will be riding a scooter for president.
Woke Dan Cathy (CEO of Chick-fil-a) says that white people should get down on their knees to shine the shoes of black people because of all the racism. You go first Dan! It would be hard to shine Air Jordans anyway. A shoe shine chair will be placed in every Chick-fil-a. His dad just rolled over in his grave… again. You just can’t inherit your family fortune if you can’t handle it.
Liz Cheney said she will do anything to keep Trump from being elected in 2024 and that her father was not a war criminal.
Pence caught on film applauding for Pelosi when she ripped up Trump’s State of the Union Address.
It is possible that all of the Godless Satan worshipping people are working harder for souls than we the Christians are? Eternity is a hell of a long time to be wrong.
Celine Dion and Target target kids with Satan worshipping apparel. Her new autobiographical release is a remake of Highway to Hell which is where they are heading. Eternity is a hell of a long time to be wrong.
Lindsey Graham, U.S. Senator from Ukraine.
Welfare should be a bridge and not a parking lot.
Economics 2023. Borrow money from a pessimist. They won’t expect you to pay it back.
Disney’s first LBGTQMFA movie character, Officer Specter. Satan is roaring like a lion and works at Disney. By the image is Disney actually make fun of the way “they” look?
These village idiots are playing political games with the national debt. None will be alive when the economic bomb explodes. Political Economics 101. Kamala was not invited (the empty chair by OBiden. McConnell takes great pride in not defaulting on a $33 trillion debt that he and his minions helped to create.
How bad of a vice president is she? “Giggles” is so bad that even Biden’s worst enemies won’t impeach him or use the powers of the 25th amendment. That’s how bad she is.
Russia put out an arrest warrant for Lindsey Graham. I wonder how many Americans would like to turn him in and collect the reward money? Note to South Carolina voters: Vote this guy out in 2024.
For many, many, too many people their obituary will read: “_____________________ (fill in any non-believer) died yesterday and went straight to hell.” We will not see him (her) again. Well, some will.
To the Left: The wide gate. Godless. To the right: The narrow gate. God fearing. This is no middle. Many, many, too many are directionally challenged.
Hanoi Jane says there are 7-8 years left if we don’t stop carbon emissions. If she was Christian she would know that man cannot destroy what God has created. When the earth is destroyed one day, and it will be, it will be by God, not man and it will be by fire, not carbon emissions.
At woke Disney, Minnie is now on the left and Mickey is on the right.
This sum’s up the current state of affairs in our country.
Ironically, these are the only two guys not involved in the Russian collusion scandal.
Priscilla Presley and granddaughter Riley Keough (Lisa Marie’s daughter) settle there fight over Elvis’ money. The lawyers did well, too. Riley will squander it like her mother did. And if Priscilla really needs the money she should sue the doctor who did her facelift.
Obomber says a “divided media” (which he can’t control) keeps him up at night. The things that should keep him up at night are – a) the targeted killing by 540 armed drone strikes over eight years that killed 3797 human beings, including 324 civilians in Yemen, Pakistan and Somalia. He bombed so much in his 8 years that the military actually ran out of bombs. As he reportedly told senior aids in 2011 “Turns out I’m really good at killing people. Didn’t know that was gonna be a strong suit of mine” (say that in his voice and see how arrogant it sounds) and – b) putting Joe OBiden on his ticket…. twice, creating the disaster we have now. No hope and change, only change we can’t believe in.
OBiden’s press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre flees the podium amidst questions about the Durham Report with a look that said, “I just can’t lie no more today!”
Bush V.P. Dick Cheney recovering from a heart transplant in 2012. Too bad he didn’t have that new heart in 2003 when he dropped 3000 bombs in Iraq and killed 300,000 Iraqis… that’s 3 with 5 zeros; men, women and children, after lying about Iraq having weapons of mass destruction. They didn’t. “Oops, they didn’t have WMDs.” But we did.
Just because you call yourself a zebra doesn’t mean you are a zebra.
When Jerry Springer died and realized there really was a hell, his “Final Thoughts” were “Wait! Oh my God! ”
Caitlin Jenner is the only transgender to win an Olympic gold medal in the Decathlon…. as a male against other males.
Evil white man reads teleprompter telling graduates of Howard University about evil white men. The Divider and Chief took no questions afterwards, of course.
Anderson Cooper faces backlash for defending CNN’s Townhall with Trump. “He ripped CNN a new one. I enjoyed it immensely.”
Wokepra Winfrey spews leftist talking points instead of useful success principles at Tennessee State University commencement.
Question: Who won tonight’s Townhall, Trump or CNN?
Answer: He ripped CNN “a new one.” (Anderson Cooper)
Trump was asked what pronouns he used. He said “Me, Myself and I.” An honest answer.
Damar Hamlin tells Michael Strahan that Pfizer has offered him free vaccine boosters for life.
Oakland A’s baseball broadcaster Glen Kuiper has been suspended indefinitely after going insane and using a racial slur on the air. His initial excuse was he was just reading what was on the teleprompter.
Part of his punishment will be to personally apologize to the two people who were watching the broadcast. His broadcast partner Dallas Braden was asleep an did not hear the slur.
Rep. George Santos pleads not guilty to 13 counts including fraud, lying to Congress and lying when he pled not guilty.
FDA panel recommends allowing birth control pills shaped like Fred Flintstone to be sold over the counter.
Willie has spent so much money on marijuana that he’s finally decided to grow his own.
Former VP Dick Cheney, now identifying as his daughter Liz, said in an ad in New Hampshire that “Donald Trump is the only president in American history who has refused to guarantee the peaceful transfer of power. He lost the election and he knew it. And my father is not a war criminal.”
The face of artificial intelligence.
Big Tobacco 2.0. Coming to town near you soon. Just what Mississippi/America needs. More drug addicted people.
The Senate is hoping to see 103 year old Mitch McConnell back on the Senate floor soon; hopefully face down.
If you want to be President of the United States, the key word is sleep. If you are Joe, you can be woke and sleep your way through the presidency. If you are Kamala, you can also be woke and try to sleep you way to the presidency.
A brawl breaks out at Jerry Springer’s funeral.
News alert: Entire White House staff arrested for elder abuse.
Kids are having sex so early these days Pfizer is cashing in by making birth control pills shaped like Fred Flintstone.
Drug cartels are now smuggling the abortion pill Mifeprex across the southern border and made it to look like Fentynal so every baby of every teenager in the U.S. will be aborted.
If a man posing as a transwoman hits you in the face, kick her in her testicles.
Because she had the audacity to quote Snoop Dog on the air, Mattel pulls all of the Black Barbie Bassett dolls from stores.
WLizzleBTizzle – 3 Not on Your Side. Local Woke-al for sure. All local stations are working the remove the “W” from their call letters (and their fan base) so as to not offend anyone.
The Ole Miss mascot…The Colonel, a black bear, a shark, or Hotty Toddy. By the way, Hotty is the great-great grandson of Colonel Reb. I’ve got the best mascot for Ole Miss….a tort lawyer in an orange jump suit.
My daily walking program is really working!
No fool, you’re not retaining water. It’s fried chicken!
Mr. Fetterman goes to Washington.
My proctologist coming in the exam room.
I finally told my wife she could get a cat. But only one cat. Olivia Benson. Taylor Swift’s cat. That cat is worth 97 million dollars.
The Chinese proctologist Yu brothers, Poke Yu and Prod Yu. Only 13.717841 Chinese Yuan Renminbi per visit.
Breaking News: El Chapo was extradited to US to be tried and convicted by a jury of his customers and now is being transferred to the supermax detention center in Raymond as soon as they put doors on the cells and locks on the doors.
Drug kingpin El Chapo was extradited to the US and was tried and convicted by a jury of his customers.
Hakeem Pelosi showed his leadership stripes in rambling speech before the House. He was chosen by Nancy to be Nancy. Only corrupt leadership allowed; House Bill 666.
If you’re looking for a money line bet on Monday night’s BCS Championship game, you can take Georgia at -435 or TCU at +350 at DraftKings Sportsbook. If you like Georgia, you will have to stake $435 for every $100 you would like to win. However, if you believe TCU can pull off the upset, a $100 bet could return $350 on winnings if they pull it off.
The only sure bet is that ESPN or any of the media or broadcasters will never call TCU, Texas CHRISTIAN University. Anybody want to bet? 🙂
Na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na, hey, hey, hey, goodbye. Member- U.S. House of Representatives (1776-
present). But she ain’t the Speaker no more.
Oxymoron???
Olivia Benson has a net worth of 97 million dollars. That’s not Taylor Swift’s real name. It’s her cat’s name. Her hundreds of ex-boyfriends let her treat them like dogs and are still worthless. The easy, but tasteless joke would be that Taylor Swift’s (fill-in-the-blank) is worth $97,000,000.00. It’s not and I won’t go there, even for the cheap laugh. 🙂 Not yet.
NFL plans to support Damar Hamlin at Week 18 games with pregame moment, field painting, pregame shirts, Bill patches and Covid-19 vaccinations and boosters.
America seems to be doing just fine, thank you, with an empty “People’s House.
The new Fox News logo.
5 police officers in LeVernge,Tennessee have been fired for multiple unreported sexual relationships between officers. The charges are centered around female officer Maegan Hall who along with the 4 male officers pled guilty to perfomances over and beyond the call of duty.
Ironically, Hall was the recipient of the “Community Service” Award recently. You can say that again. Ironically, Hall was the recipient of the Community Service Award recently.
The travesty and injustice of the January 6th Unsurrection. Ashli did not deserve an execution. She was murdered by a Capitol Police Officer without a warning. She was unarmed. The committee (led by Bennie) acted like it never happened. They should all be impeached, including Cheney and Kinzinger even though their voters ousted them from Congress, unlike Mississippi and Thompson. Shame on Mississippi 2nd District voters and our Godless representative.
The United States of America was created by a bunch of geniuses and is run by a bunch of idiots.
McCarthy (and Trump) bat .067 (1 for 15) in the House Speaker race and claims victory while the “People” of the “People’s House” lose. Again.
Jackson, Mississippi borrows 1 billion dollars from Zelenskyy and Ukraine since the U.S. has no infrastructure plan for America and they have 100 billion of our taxpayer dollars.
Coming soon to a Mississippi town near you. The HeyDude Cafe. ®
From Representative Nancy Pelosi:
“All who serve in the House share a responsibility to bring dignity to this body.” (editor’s note: This is correct)
“Sadly, Republican’s cavalier attitude in electing a Speaker is frivolous, disrespectful and unworthy of this institution.” (Editor’s note: So were two impeachments of the President, the January 6th Committee, the 4000 plus page 1.8 billion dollar Omnibus spending bill pushed through without oversight, discussion, debate or even reading it).
“We must open the House and proceed with the People’s work.” (Editor’s note: This is grandstanding and misleading. There has been no People’s work done in either chamber for decades).
She is the pot calling the kettle black.
Circus clowns…. all.
Find us a leader who will lead… for the people, no matter how long it takes.
Hillary Clinton is now a highly qualified professor at Columbia University teaching a class on how to destroy government mobile phones with a hammer and how to delete tens of thousands of classified emails without prosecution.
Kevin McCarthy stuck at 201.
McConnell and Biden borrow 1.63 billion dollars from Zelenskyy to fund bridge construction over the Ohio River near Cincinnati. Bi-partisanship you can depend on. Together these guys are 164 years old and have been in politics for 163 years.
The shops in Colorado that sell recreational marijuana are looking for sales clerks. Applicants must have impaired coordination, skewed sensory and time perception, difficulty with thinking, concentrating and problem solving, shortened attention span and distractibility, decreased alertness, impaired learning and memory, be extremely unmotivated and call every customer Dude.
Father and daughter shower day at the Obiden home.
OBiden cabinet meeting. Creepy Joey the Clown, back row, center.
New chamber called the “Swampatorium” in the U.S. Capitol for the RINOS in Congress. An identical one has also been added to the Senate chambers.
Director, producer and activist Rob Reiner.
This beast is the enemy of the Republican Party and our country.
The U.S. House of Representatives. The greatest circus on Earth.
Pelosi is suing Mitch McConnell for stealing her idea for new book called: “How I Turned my $193,400 Congressional Salary into a Net Worth of $196 Million.” McConnell’s title was “How I Turned my $193,400 Senate Salary into a New Worth of $54 Million.”
$6,019.888,888.00 is also his fee if he collects for you.
$32,000,000,000,000. This is the national debt the U.S. House of Representatives and Senate have run up for out country over the years. Unbelievable!
$32,000,000,000,000 is also the value of the stock portfolios the U.S. House of Representatives and Senate have accumulated for themselves through insider trading over the years. Believable!
The FTX scandal reminded me when a lot of people, including some of my friends, lost millions of dollars in the WorldCom collapse.
All I lost was my long distance service. 
OBiden’s new White House press secretary, Bozo Jean-Pierre. Apologies to the original Bozo.
The latest research from the FDA, the CDC, the NIH, the WHO, the HHS, the KGB and the KFC reports that both COVID-19 and the vaccines can lead to a higher risk of eating fried chicken. We can do this!
There’s a new comedy on Netflix called “Harry and Meghan.” It’s a “royal” pain in the monarchy and a must “not-see.”
A Trump Card. Who would have figured? Save your money for groceries and gasoline and _________________ (fill-in-the-blank).
Trump’s pronouns are “Me”, “Myself” and “I”.
You must be between the ages of 30 and 110 to serve in the U.S. Senate. His shirt and neck are wrinkled. He’ll be back on the Senate floor soon (probably face down, again).
Raise your hand if you are a U.S. Congressman and own stock in Pfizer.
AO-ME the movie. Just another reason to cancel your Netflix subscription.
Say vaccines and boosters one more time!
U.S. (U.S., us, we, the taxpayers) to pay Pfizer $2 billion for 3.7 million more courses of Paxlovid. This is after two years of sending people home with no treatment until their lips turned blue. Paxlovid is Pfizer’s expensive version of Ivermectin.
If Ivermectin was said to be for horses then Paxlovid is for sheep.
The fall semester is over. OBiden’s grade for the school year 2022? Z-
FBI makes 11th hour arrest of FTX founder Sam Bankman-Fried just in time. Just before he could testify in front of a senate committee. I bet you there will be no plea bargains as a government witness to illegal campaign contributions and interfering with the 2022 election.
Should all of the “innocent” politicians keep the illegal money or give it back?
FriĒd to get FrĪed.
Yes America, your FBI and DOJ taking care of “their” business. Again.
Jean-Pierre to replace Fauci as the national spokesperson for the Covid-19 Panicdemic. Finally, the truth!
He is a panicdemic porn star. This horror show never ends!
The Bronx Billionaire Boys accounted for 567 strikeouts in 2022. It would have been more if Cole had batted.
This a package insert providing facts and information for the mRNA drug which your doctor uses for “informed consent” before advising injection to you, the patient. It’s blank, except for the words “This page is intentionally blank.” These are the facts and information provided for over 13 billion doses injected all over the world. Red flag?
The New Official State Bird of Mississippi
Nonstop pressure from our President, the FDA, the CDC, the media and Big Pharma: “Vaccinate your “kids,” sheep.” We don’t know what the side effects are. We don’t know what the long term effects are. They already have a 99.997% survival rate without the shot. Get smart. Do some research. Get a second opinion. Don’t do it. Protect your children and grandchildren. No more “needle rapes” of our kids.
The Spike Protein induces the same disease the virus induces. The Spike is the toxin. It does not stay in the deltoid muscle like they said it would. It circulates throughout every organ of the body and can cause inflammation and serious artery damage in the brain, the lungs, the heart, the kidneys, the liver, the ovaries, the testicles.
What is it? Vaccine? Emergency Authorization Vaccine? An Human Experiment? Investigative Vaccine? Fake Vaccine? The Jab? Clot Shot? Needle Rape? Gene Injections? A Catastrophic Mistake? A crime against humanity?
Beginning in the next election voting precincts will be in the drive-thrus at Chick-fil-A’s all over America. Results will be tabulated immediately, totals at the end of the day and waffle fries to boot. Vote once and eat more “chikin.”
This is the crazy situation we all find ourselves in. We can’t even vote out the do nothing RINO establishment in Washington because they would be replaced by the lunatic Dem(on)s on the left. Rock. Hard place.
Maxwell Frost (D-FL) who is the first Gen Z’er ever elected to Congress is also the first Gen Z’er Congressman-Elect to be denied an apartment in the “good” part of D.C. over “really bad” credit. He’ll turn his search to the projects in Brentwood where good credit is not required or perhaps his parents will move the D.C. area and the Congressman-Elect can continue to live in their basement. Our elected leaders. SMH. He probably will get a seat on the Finance Committee.
If all they have to do is simply interpret what the the U.S. Constitution says and they have a lifetime to figure it out, how come every vote is not 9-0?
The U.S. House of Representatives on Dec. 8 voted to pass the “Respect??” for Marriage Act. The bill codifies a portion of a Supreme Court ruling that says same-sex marriage is a right. A wrong can’t be a right. The word “respect” in the bill’s name is an “oxymoron.” The people who wrote the bill and voted for it are “oxymorons” as well.
New text added to the Oath of Office for all branches of government. “I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic (New text added here:) “even if that enemy is me or us” or whatever pronouns these fools are using now.
I knew it!
The new members of the U.S. Supreme Court’s Reading Club. This month’s selection: The U.S. Constitution.
The Three Stooges – 2023: Quid, Pro and Quo Biden.
Anna Phylaxis was my first date that will live in infamy. She literally took my breath away!
See Oprah’s Book Club’s latest pick: “1 Million “Other” Ways You Can Get to Heaven That Will Land You in Hell” by Oprah Winfrey. The selection for next month is “Eternity is a Long Time to be Wrong.”
Bought a jump rope at Dick’s. Told Dick I’m an old, fat guy trying to get a little private exercise. He said “You’re not old.”
Contact Hunter and The Big Guy by email at “BidenBois4Hire@CCPMAIL.gov”
When Charlie Manson died in 2017 he was sentenced to eternal life in the worst prison in California…. Hell.
When they call the roll in the Senate (or the House for that matter), the Senators don’t know whether to answer ‘Present’ or ‘Not guilty.’
If I should ever die suddenly while mowing the lawn, please do not say “he died doing what he loved” at my funeral.
I was taking the kid to school one day and was behind a car with a bumper sticker that said, “Honk If You Love Jesus.” So I honked…. and the lady shot me the bird!
Study suggests that Viagra use may reduce risk of getting Alzheimer’s by nearly 70% and it will decrease your chances of rolling out of bed at night by 100%. Okay, old guys, who’s “up” for this challenge?
Because nerds cannot throw a football like a football, for the upcoming bowl games, Dr. Pepper has changed their $100,000 halftime scholarship contest into a Cornhole challenge.
Bill Gates sends 7 billion dollars to Africa that will promote abortion as population control. Margaret Sanger would be smiling if she was not in Hell.
This joke was adapted from 2011. From Abbott and Cohen.
Hear you got a new football coach at Auburn. Yes. Who’s the new coach? Hugh. The new coach. Hugh. I mean the fellow’s name. Hugh. The football coach. Hugh. …Hugh is the football coach! I’m asking you who is the football coach? That’s the man’s name. That who’s name? Yes. Well go ahead and tell me. That’s it. That’s who? Yes….Hugh is the new football coach at Auburn. 
He didn’t come to JSU for the bag, and then he left JSU for the bag. He is a marketing machine. A De”I”on marketing machine.
Raise your hand if you are SWAC? (P.S.- This is James Bell, the worst football coach in JSU history.)
The people winning $100,000 from Dr. Pepper for throwing footballs should be required to throw the footballs like footballs.
Lou Holtz in High Definition TV. Lot’s of pixels going on here.
De”I”on gives all his heart to JSU and then takes it back and takes back his kids, his top players and recruits.
Can Aflac pay JSU for butt-hurt and heartbreak expenses that health insurance doesn’t cover for De”I”on shuffling to Bolder and the HWCU?
The GOAT “ducks” out of Jackson.
War criminal tells Georgia crowd that Hershel Walker is not qualified to be a United States Truth Senator, but…. Pot. Kettle.
As part of De”I”on’s contract, Colorado joins the SWAC.
HBCU’s back on life support as De”I”on does the shuffle out of Jackson to HWCU in Colorado.
Former U.S. president with a white mother and a black father who identifies as an African American appears at Warnock rally in black face and using a fake offensive accent.
Utah Ute’s thank Jesus and Joseph Smith with win over USC in the Pac 12 Championship Game.
Nancy Pelosi documentary to premiere on HBO. Satan calls it the feel good movie of the Christmas season.
Obama was right….once. You didn’t build that. God did. He blessed you with life, with talents, with abilities, with the means, and with everything we have, be and do. All blessings from God. I’m not sure he meant that, but he was right.
Lord Fauci holds his final presser before his long overdue retirement in December. His new reality series will premiere in January before the U.S. Senate Judicial Committee. His co-star will be Rand Paul. It’s about a lying, narcissistic, 50 year bureaucrat who funded gain of function research in a Wuhan, China lab and covered it up and botched the Covid-19 response from mandatory experimental vaccines to all ages, mask mandates, lockdowns, fired workers who didn’t comply, ruined the U.S. economy, etc, and enriched himself while it was all happening. One scene from the series shows him in bed with a guy call “Big Pharma.” The show will be rated K for Karmaisa.
The oxymorons on the Senate Intelligence Committee.
Great analytical broadcasting words of wisdom from Tim McCarver. “Sometimes it’s the runs that you don’t score that are the difference.” Too many words coming from one mouth.
Headline: Gay shoots 63 in the McGladrey Classic at Sea Island. Brian Gay becomes the first Gay to shoot a 63 in a round. Many other gays have shot 63’s on the front and/or back nine.
The SEC Network’s version of the “The Three Stooges,” Curly Rodgers, Mo Hart and Larry Cubelic.
How many people (including J Lo) would love to do this to A-Rod?
Mr. Fetterman (aka Frank Stein) goes to Washington.
Headline: “Browns’ field torn up by a “progressive” golf cart driver who allegedly broke into stadium.” Baker Mayfield did it! Mayfield is now homeless and bitter about the Brown’s screwing up his lucrative contract with Progressive by trading him. America thanks you Browns!
Goodbye Nancy. Pelosi leaves her Democrat leadership position after being “fired” in the mid-term election. Don’t let a hammer hit you on your way out.
Her legacy is passing Obamacare, two impeachments of Trump, a mismanaged Covid-19 response, and dividing our great country. All shams.
Pelosi tears up Trump’s State of the Union address and Pence cheers her on.
The CMA’s had it all the other night. Facelifts, nose jobs, botox, make-up, wigs, bad dresses, and rock and roll music. The Song of the Year was “Act Naturally.”
My pants already don’t fit me on Day 1.
Peter Singer, the most formidable atheist in the world, died today and went straight to Hell. He was last heard screaming, “Wait!!!” and “Oh, my God!!”
Montana votes to reject “born alive” abortion referendum. Note: Have you noticed the people who rejected this referendum were already born, but definitely not “born again?”
I finally figured out why softball pitchers can pitch every pitch of every game while baseball players cannot. Softball players have have bigger balls; literally and in some cases figuratively. Come on somebody!
Mattel’s new Black Barbie Bassett Doll.
Store owner bamboozles burglary as his shoe store by putting only one high-end sneaker in each shoe box. If you see a man fitting this description running down the street wearing only one Nike Air Zoom Pegasus, please call the Fort Worth police.
Surveillance cameras at Pelosi’s home show David DePape dressed in his kidnapping and assault gear. The fight was so intense that he lost his clothing. Originally they didn’t know if it was DePape or Pelosi in the picture. For more information, listen to Paul Harvey’s “The Rest of the Story.”
If you care confused, here is a map of the 2nd Congressional District of Mississippi if you are planning to vote for or against Congressman Gerry Mandering on Tuesday.
I just read “The 4-Hour Workweek” by Tim Ferris and realized that I would have to work 2 1/2 more hours a week if I followed his plan.
Astros fight back in game 2 in an attempt to save the U.S. economy!
The Phillies are 3 wins away from crashing the U.S. economy. 
Can anybody explain why this is being allowed to happy in schools and libraries. Why do parents permit this form of indoctrination and abuse for their own children. Where are the teachers? Where are the authorities? Child Abuse 101.
Zelenskyy is a former comedian. At least we choose reality show hosts, really old people and puppets as our leaders.
Elon Musk bought Twitter for $44 billion dollars. Free speech will be reinstated for those conservatives who were previously banned. You can rejoin if you’d like, but just a friendly reminder…. it is a cesspool.
The weather man was wrong again. The 70% chance of rain did not spoil the show, only the second half of the game. The other forecast was correct: 100% chance of car vandalism and robbery all around the stadium.
For those who don’t like Trump, you have to admit one thing. He was robbed of a second term as President of the United States by widespread voter fraud. Drop off your ballots and drop boxes any time of the day or night. What could possibly go wrong? Do your homework.
Astros win game 2 of the World Series without a single U.S. born black on their roster. P.S.- Dusty is up to two packs of toothpicks a day.
I love the way in the Aflac commercials that Saban, Deion, the duck, and the other goat are all superimposed on the screen. The sponsors (Under Armor and Nike) and the super agents for all four won’t allow them to be in the same place at the same time.
Cleveland auto mechanic becomes proctologist at age 51. You can now get an outpatient 10 minute “oil change” for just $10,000.
CNN changes their voice over from James Earl Jones to Bill Clinton saying, “This is CNN Monica.” (Clinton News Network)
Oh, there will be global warming and climate change…..
Real Psalm 31 women. Naaaahhhh!
Hillary: “I’m the Most Transparent Person in American History.” (Clintonese for “you can see right through me.”). True.
Ole Miss mascot…The Colonel, a bear, a shark, or Hotty Toddy? By the way, Hotty is the great-great grandson of Colonel Reb. I’ve got the best mascot for Ole Miss….a Tort Lawyer.
Good news for men on the medical front. There is a new ED pill on the market called Iverection. Slogan: Hung Like a Horse. Pfizer has their new ED pill, It is called The Pfizer Rizer.
Astros lose Game 1 of the World Series because they don’t have enough (or any) U.S. born blacks on their team.
70% of water problem on College Gameday in Jackson. (PS- Rain. Come on somebody!)
Remember the words of the great George Washington who said to his father, “If I never tell a lie, how will I ever get to be president?”
And he punked out. For all his macho posturing and braggadocio, Trump backed down. Like a weakling. It was a final, sickening victory of permanent Washington over the man who had once promised to defeat it.
Bravery is doing the right thing in the face of adversity. Donald Trump just did what he was told. What a loser.
They were making very clear to him, explicitly clear, Republican senators like Lindsey Graham and Marco Rubio and Mitch McConnell that if you do any of those things that you are considering doing, pardoning Assange and Snowden, declassifying JFK files, declassifying other secrets that should have been declassified long ago because they’re from decades old treachery on the part of the US government, we will vote to impeach you. They had this leverage the sword of Damocles hanging over his head. The “sword of Damocles” is a modern expression, which to us means a sense of impending doom, the feeling that there is some catastrophic threat looming over you.
Best listening experience is on mute.
Nancy (by text): Of course they will you dumb jockstrap. You just texted me the question! Get a job and donate your own money to USM like I didn’t. And stop texting me those photos. They can find those, too.
Brett can claim a brain injury from all the concussions, but what about all the others?
Nancy: “Hey Brett, we are going to pay you $1.1 million dollars to not make a few motivational speeches. You can use the money for charity.”
Brett: “Okay!”
With the retirement of Rob Gronkowski and pending divorce from Gisele, Tom Brady has lost two of the greatest tight ends in history.
All must resign for criminal mis-management of taxpayers funds. The 87,000 new pistol-packing IRS agents will be assigned to these senators and congressmen for back taxes, reparations, fines, and penalties.
Wages and stock holdings will be garnished beginning next week.
All will be forced to work at California McDonald’s for $22 an hour.
I bet you he was on prescribed anti-depressants, like all the other homicidal maniacs out there.
What do White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre and this brick have in common?
Entrepreneurial spirit(s). Florida couple built drive-thru window at mobile home to sell drugs. I think these two are consuming some of their inventory.
The real stupid part is when people actually drive through to buy drugs. The American’s appetite and demand for these drugs is tragic. What’s next? Drug food trucks or drug ice cream trucks?
Medical marijuana could hit the shelves in October.
I bet you the State of Mississippi, many of the legislators, corporations, and probably a lot of the wealthy elites had their hands right in the middle of this issue, not because it might help the sick, but because it will be such a cash-cow.
Note the asterisk on his helmet.
The redacted affidavits from Mar-a-lago concerning Melania’s closet search can only mean one thing.
It was an FBI panty raid.
This was quoted by Mark Twain in a lecture, and is still commonly misattributed to Twain.
I thought Calvin Coolidge said that.
The real science is that Elmo is a 42 year old adult identifying as a 3 1/2 year old. He was born in 1980.
Disinformation.
A B C D E F G H I J K L G B T Q P L U S.
The letters X and Y have been removed because they explain the roles of reproduction by women and men and could confuse the children that are being indoctrinated.
Joey, the puppet president would say the same thing again today if some tool put it on the teleprompter.
There will be no more death or mourning or
crying or pain. Not here.
Banner yet wave
O’er the land of the free
And the home of the brave?
Yes, it does!
The reality is that the true fundamental transformation has been in the realm of culture, notably in matters of sexual orientation, gender, marriage, and family. A culture of division by race and identity. The shift there has been unprecedented and far beyond anyone’s imagination. He broke his oath to “protect and defend” the Constitution of the United States.
Rick Clarke's Diary of a Mad Baseball Coach 